Scalgo

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Some kind words:

In my eyes, truly one of the all-time CU-SeeMe mysteries/legends. No, scratch that -- Scalgo is the first true net.deity!!

His identity unknown, and rarely spotted, the Almighty Scalgo can be seen (barely) donning 3D-glasses (see figure 1) and even ball-gags.

Often, mysterious sexual innuendo flows from his fingertips (see figure 3). He is also known to have a special spot in his heart(?) for Batwoman (see figure 3,4).

Part of the Legend of Scalgo[tm] is his famous light-bulb dance/poem, below:

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