For those of you who ever noticed and puzzled over the little "Dilute! Dilute! OK!" blurb on the back of Big Black's "Heartbeat" 7"...the mystery is now solved and, man, it's even better than you imagined. The following are selected direct quotes from the label on
Dr. Bronner's PEPPERMINT 18-in-1
PURE-CASTILE SOAP

Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! Teach the Moral ABC that unites all mankind free, instantly 6 billion strong & we're All-One. "Listen Children Eternal Father Eternal One!"

1st: If I'm not for me, who am I? Nobody! 2nd: yet, if I'm only for me, what am I? Nothing! 3rd: If not now, when? Once more: Unless connstructive-selfish I work hard, like Mark Spitz, perfecting first me, absolute nothing can help perfect me!! 4th: Only hard work can save us, but if we teach only our clan? We're all hated then! So we must teach friend and enemy, the whole Human race, the full-truth, hard-work, free speech, press-and-profitsharing Moral ABC's All-One-God-Faith, lightning-like, 6 billion strong, for we're All-One or none! All-One-God-Faith, as teach the African shepard-astronomers Abraham and Israel, for 6000-years, since the year 1: "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNAL ONE!!" - WE'RE ONE! ALL-ONE! EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? NONE!! ABSOLUTE NONE!!

11th: Essene and Chinese birth controls must reduce birth or Easter Isle type overpopulation destroys God's Spaceship Earth! God's law prevents all conception below pH3. Therefore, Essene contracepted for 400 yrs. with rosehips, pH2! So, absolute clean, apply vaseline, oil, butter or cream, insert one teaspoonful juicy lemon pulp, pH2. OK! Next day, douche with quart soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 balance God made! Eggwhite is pH9, Dr.Bronner's Soap, pH8, guarnteed the mildest made; below pH8 soaps biodegrade, synthetic-sulfides cannot. At contraception, 10 grams contain 100 million humans! or...10 humans in 1 invisible microgram - smaller than dust!

13th:"Knowing the full truth that unites the human race & not teaching all is deathly guilt!", learned carpenter Jesus from Mason Rabbi Hillel! But Marx, innocent grandson of 2 Rabbis, learned only half-truth! Ashamed, Marx wrote 1844:"One World Without Jews", to kill all Jews, 1848:"The Communist Manifesto", to kill the rich, causing Nazi-Psycho-Communism, 66 million murders! As Mao wrote in Radbook '51:"Marxist-Communism, once in power, is utterly unworkable, has less value than cowdung. Its power is the gun!" What apology we Rabbis owe Israel, Marx, Mao, all mankind, for not teaching Astronomy's great All-One-God-Faith, that with just 6 words eternally unites the human race! As teaches African-shepherd Astronomer Israel for 6000 years, "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNAL ONE!" For one God's Spaceship Earth, with Bomb and Gun, we're All-One or none! All-One! All-One! Exceptions eternally? Absolute none!

Athlete's Foot: Soap, Dry, Apply Dry. OK!

From '29 to '44, soapmaker-master-chemist Bronner built 3 American soap plants, trained 9 chemists, licensed 6 of 53 patents for $60,000! But after '44, after losing father-mother-wife, almost his own life, tortured-blinded, he deeded to African astronomer Israel's 6000 year great All-One-God-Faith all of his patents, plants, products, profits, 4 new industries: 13 Essene Birth Control patents, Planetemples & Town Without Toothache' potassium-soda industry giving mankind a new 100% tooth-decay preventing Mineral-salt, Calcium-malt, Corn-sesame-bread, Mineral boullion, Lecithin cereal, Calcium-lemonette Health-meal-tape, Speed-rule, ACC-control, catspaw sandals, Stainless-safety-mills, soap-towels & 'Dr.Bronner's Magic Soaps,'All-One! In '47, after father-mother-wife murdered, ourself tortured-blinded, we wrote this poem: To keep my health! To do my work! To love, to live! To see it I gain & grow & give & give! Never to look behind me for an hour! Never to wait in weakness nor to brag in power! Always working, searching for more truth, more light! Always writing, teaching what I found good and right! Robbed-starved-beaten-blinded, wide astray! Back with the full truth I've gained, back to the way: Smile, help teach the whole Human race, the Moral ABC of ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH, LIGHTNING-LIKE STRONG & WE'RE ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!

1. Always dilute for Shave-Shampoo-Massage-Dental-Soap Bath!
2.Peppermint is nature's own unsurpassed fragrant deodorant!
3.A dash is best...to brush dentures clean and fresh!
4.A dash in glass water = breath freshening Peppermint Soap!
5.For massage, dilute 1 part in 10 parts hot water! Not oil!
6. Apply Peppermint Soap dry, to clean ant-mosquito-tick-fly!
7.Dilute with hot water to clean and freshen from head to toe!
8.Peppermint Oil Soap for Dispensers-Uniforms-Baby-Beach!
9.3 dashes in water rinse most Sprays off fruit and vegetables!
10.1% soap in water SPRAYS-CLEANS flowers & fruit trees!
HEALTH IS OUR GREATEST WEALTH, "K" c.1973 "ALL-ONE"
DON'T DRINK SOAP! KEEP OUT OF EYE! DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!

Please instruct IRS to release astronomer Israel's 6000 year "ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH" assets, so that at age 80, tortured-blinded, we can find younger Americans to help complete: 1st: Our 1200 acre California rain forest, 1 trillion trees are needed to survive! 2nd: Our 13 Essene Birth-Control Patents, like #4,108,396, before overpopulation destroys all life! and 3rd: Our 7 different 'Dr.Bronner's Magic Soaps' teach the Moral ABC, that 6 billion strong, lightning-like unites all mankind free in our Eternal Father's great "ALL-ONE-GOD-FAITH," P.O.Box 28, Escondido 92033 CA (619) 743-2211 "ALL-ONE." SEE QUART LABEL. Scrolls: $10 for 10; $3 for 1.


[Read 'em loud, and read 'em proud.]