Created one sultry summer night by sanguine blossom of the twilight Mrrranda L. Tarrow and crypt-raiding cavalier Christopher tm Herdt...

The cthonic lords have decreed that you must use "small goth lyrics" (below) unless your screen resolution is 1024x768. If your browser does not support Java, you shall wallow in anguish, indeed. If great sadness overcomes thee because a glitch is summoned, please contact the witch and the warlock that hath created it. You may feel compelled to do the same if you find that your magick click hath summoned a masterpiece...the best will be published in a beautifully foreboding zine.

We thank the many bold scribes who have suggested means of embellishing our meager lexicon. Truly, it doth warm the cockles of our hearts to know we have eased your torment for even a fleeting moment. If your own brilliance has yet to materialize through the generator, dare not allow yourself but a modicum of indignation. Indeed, it is our own dark torment which leaves us too despondent to actively nuture our creation; we read all correspondence through a heady, ever-thickening fog of dread and despair.